seedy:

a women

(Source: louis-smiles, via do-you-even--misha)

speedwag:

i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

(Source: fuks, via do-you-even--misha)

in the shower

  • me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
  • me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
  • me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
  • me: i'ma read the back of this.
  • me: lather, rinse, repeat?
  • me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
  • me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
  • me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
  • me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
  • me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
  • me: did i already wash my hair?
  • me: i think i did but i don't remember.
  • me: i'ma do it again.
  • me: FUCK I REPEATED.
  • me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
  • me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
  • me: i bet it's awkward.
  • me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
  • me: okay time to get out.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: where the fuck is my towel.

thatfunnyblog:

Don’t fuck with luigi

(Source: bryko)

You shall be known as Darth…. Vader.

(Source: grimmyr, via unitology)

perplexingly:

Friendly reminder of everyone’s death.

(Source: milglorias)

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